jakemorph:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL the split gill mushroom has over 23,328 distinct sexes, but they can’t all successfully mate with one another. Each sex can only be fertile with 22,960 other sexes.

via reddit.com

nice try sjws but there are only 23,328 genders

shoutout to the roughly ~368 gay sexualities each mushroom gender can practice

sketchinthoughts:

BABASOR

henstomper:

henstomper:

2014: doge is a funny dog lol

2018: doge is divorced and his ex-wife has cursed him to live in hell forever

2019: doge marries isabelle from animal crossing and they live a happy life together

1203: doge directs the fourth crusade to sack constantinople

intrepid-moose:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fact: today is the 94th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 98th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

fact: today is the 99th anniversary of the Boston Molasses Disaster

HAPPY CENTENNIAL, BOSTON MOLASSES DISASTER.

stickyfrogs:

Barry’s Pobblebonk News was so Important today that he got up early to tell everyone!

I’m fucking crying the newest jablinski games is SO GOOD

Some highlights: JB DDRing to Megalovania, JB pointing at his son playing a Kung Fu Panda game and bellowing “FOLLOWING IN HIS FATHERS FOOTSTEEEEEEPS”, tiki shirts, etc.

chickie-birdies:

lights, camera, action

perkwunos:

Literature that doesn’t feature talking animals is basically lacking any deep value

therubberfruit:

Met another Snake in Quickplay

i’m planning my spring break trip to germany and uhhhh looks like a lot of the restaurants boil down to What if MEAT was HUGE and BREADED and you also had like, two whole plates french fries (with mayo, OBVI) and a gallon of craft beer? 

beetledrink:

was desperately in love with this disgusting clown doll, his flesh tone cigar, and his exposed hooves

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

Chunnel…

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